- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yanter, Look it up

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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