- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

white or wheat? wheat please.

Black people stink of shite!

Knock knock... Home invasion

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

A: Knock Knock B: 7

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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