- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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