welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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