Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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