Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Pain Olympics.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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