- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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