- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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