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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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