whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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