- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A man goes to the potty.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Guest what in the butt

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

John lazzaro likes dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Sarah Palin.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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