Your mumma's so fat she is fat

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

whats gay and american? a gay american

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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