Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

HELLO EVERYONE

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

your mom was so fat that she died.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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