Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

HEY!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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