Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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