- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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