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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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