jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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