A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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