- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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