- Anti Joke

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats the defination of cruelty

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

pull my finger (farts)

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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