- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

can you touch your toes? no

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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