Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I'm hungry.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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