- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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