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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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