There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

I <3 Hitler

Indians

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Stop. Seriously stop.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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