When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I <3 Hitler

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

Indians

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Stop. Seriously stop.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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