What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

poo

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

12 in general

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

The cream, it is coming

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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