- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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