- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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