- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Gay rights.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Albino African Americans

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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