Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

a black man pays his child support

^ That's not even funny ^

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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