- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

i hate non minorities!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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