- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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