How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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