- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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