- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Tall asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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