Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Anti Joke

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