What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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