- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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