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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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