I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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