What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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