What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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