- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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