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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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