- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Turkey Balls

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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