- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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