A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Knock knock Go away

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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like if your cool

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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learn. advance!

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