How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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