- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

scraggle is in you pillow case

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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