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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

No your aunties a joke

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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