- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Racial Equality

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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