- Anti Joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Who wants water? I do.

what's funny about war? nothing!