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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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