- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Maths.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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