- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.