- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A man goes to the potty.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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