Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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