- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Gay rights.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

This isn't funny.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

an american walks out of a strip club.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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