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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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