- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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