- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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