Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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