- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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