What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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