- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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