Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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