- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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