A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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