- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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