- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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