- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

The Labour Party.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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