- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

The Labour Party.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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