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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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