- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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