- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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