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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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