- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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