- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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