Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...