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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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