- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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