Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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