what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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