A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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