- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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