Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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