- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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