- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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