did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Charlie Sheen

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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