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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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